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There is another weird game mode where you and a buddy have to work together to do such tasks as bowling and eating spaghetti! This mode is a lot of fun, but I wish there were more things for you to do.

The controls of the game are rather weird and do take some getting used to. The way you flap around the stages is kind of similar to the way a physics-based character controls in other games.

The best comparison that I can think of is Octodad. It is something that takes take a moment to get to grips with, but never truly being percent in control is a huge part of the fun, especially when you are playing the multiplayer.

The single-player does have more game mechanics, but these are mostly just used there. I know that you are probably thinking why would I want to play a game like Genital Jousting?

Well, trust me when I tell you that this game is hilarious and it is actually very, very well made. The multiplayer aspect is a lot of fun, especially if you can get together locally with a few buddies, pound a few bears and then try and pound each other in the game.

However, it is the single-player aspect with a story that somehow feels deeply personal that truly surprised me. Browse games Game Portals. Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once.

Players control a detached penis complete with tetsticles and an anus. Multiple game modes provide a stimulating orgy of objectives: penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges. If this is something that makes you uncomfortable or sounds unappealing, please do not purchase or play Genital Jousting, or even continue reading. Fully narrated single player mode: Play as John, a dick who wants to find a date for his high school reunion.

But he wants to be hard. So very hard. He wants to show everyone his astounding rigidity. Online and Local Multiplayer for Eight: Genital Jousting is more fun with friends and can satisfy up to eight players at once! Find a few willing partners, cuddle up on the couch, and share controllers or go online to joust with anonymous players from all over the world.

Customize Your Member: Genitals come in all shapes and sizes so pick your favorite color and decorate it with the most appealing outfit to customize a penis you can really get behind!

Online-networking: Richard Pieterse, Robbie Fraser. Future updates will include new games and challenges for Party Mode, expanded online multiplayer coverage, new costume designs and a single player campaign. Customize Your Member: Genitals come in all shapes and sizes so pick your favorite color and decorate it with the most appealing outfit to customize a penis you can really get behind! Mature Content Description The developers describe the content like this: This Game may contain content not appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work: Nudity or Sexual Content, General Mature Content.

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